{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
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